Due to your evil ideas, my afternoon has flown away, spent writing a pornless Fugaku/Minato short that was supposed to be a drabble and will not fucking end and has way too much worldbuilding because of course I have to explain how things ended up the way they did in the main Unconventional training verse.
(Okay, it’s really just me to blame. But I’m cursing you anyway, commenter! You know who you are!!! Also I’ll respond to your comment when I’m actually done with this fic, so that’s your punishment. It could be today, or tomorrow, or in three weeks from now, and you have no control, mwahahahah!!!!!!!)